Soulja Boy Is Rich B*itch

He gets criticized often because of his lyrical deficiency, but somebody is buying into Soulja Boy.The 17-year-old’s shows stay packed, his album is platinum, and he’s sold well over 3 million ringtone downloads. “Crank That” triumphed not only as a single, but as a worldwide dance phenomenon. What other rapper do you know that could make your grandma — no, bump that — make Denzel Washington lose his Frank Lucas cool and start doing the “Superman”? Adolescents approved his follow-ups, “Yahhh!” and “Soulja Girl,” which ensured that he won’t be considered a one-hit boy wonder, at least not by anyone under age 20.